I WILL GRIND YOUR BONES TO MAKE MY BREAD, er, grind your v expensive artisanal 🇨🇴 beans to make my ☕️ . […]


I WILL GRIND YOUR BONES TO MAKE MY BREAD, er, grind your v expensive artisanal 🇨🇴 beans to make my ☕️ . […]
We purposely held this post until AFTER the January resolution glitter faded; because here are some REAL resolutions you can sink your […]
December is all about consumerism and buying more STUFF. The Buddhists say that stuff ends up owning YOU, and not the other […]
Wouldn’t it be a dream to open your fridge and see rows of neatly tucked tupperwares glasses organized according to date and […]
It’s… THANKSGIVING!!! Well, almost. In the spirit of giving THANKS, why don’t we attribute some gratitude to your BODY. Your BODY does […]
Build-a-Bear NAILED IT with overpriced customizable stuffed animals. Now, juice bars nationwide are serving you fifteen dollar bowls of diabetes. Well, sometimes. […]
When I was an a dietetic intern in 2013 and first encountered the FODMAP diet, I was stupefied by a) how anyone […]
It’s not all glamor and instagrammable overnight oats in mason jars as dietitians in private practice. We wanted to expose you to […]
Lana del Rey famous cooed about ‘Summertime Sadness.’ But now – we are going COO-COO for SUMMERTIME SNACK(ness)! Snacks put the FUN […]